Guess where my husband’s socks have ended up now! As a hint, here’s a portion of the full-sized picture:
To see the answer, scroll down (I don’t know how to do one of those “read more after the jump” page break thingies and they kind of annoy me when I’m reading blogs anyway)...
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If you guessed on the baby’s puzzle toy, you’re right! (And no, this picture is NOT staged. Believe me, I wish it were.)
Here’s my daughter, trying to figure out how to play with the game while there’s a pair of dirty socks on it. Poor kid.
Dear Wife,
This is a setup! I’m not accusing YOU of staging this, but SOMEBODY did! I’m not pointing fingers, but that baby in the photo looks kinda fishy.
Signed,
Husband (Annoying)
Ha Ha my husbands laundry can’t ever hit the basket either but……..I will say his socks have never interuppted with the children’s hand eye coordination lessons:)
I say stuff all his dirty socks he leaves around into his pillow and let him get a wiff of what the baby would be smelling before you cleaned it…hmmm maybe that might be a thought for his dirty laundry also…fill his pillow with his dirty socks and underware that he leaves laying around…lol gave myself the giggles
This whole sock thing is hilarious. I can totally relate!!
I agree with Nana, let the dirty socks fester in a pillowcase. That will teach him.
My husbands socks ends up on the couch, on the chair, on the kitchen counter (eww!). You’re not alone!
ladies,
if all that annoys you are your husbands socks lying around- consider yourselves LUCKY… pour a glass of wine and have a few laughs… I have a list a mile long of the things that annoy me about mine….
Socks? Is this really an issue? I can’t tell if this is tongue-in-cheek character development or the world’s best anti-marriage commercial. I can see it now:
“Yes judge, I keep finding his socks laying around. Sometimes they were even located on or around toys. AND THE SMELL, YE GODS, THE SMELL!”
“No one should have to endure such blatant abuse. I’d like to award you with half his shit, plus child support.”
You do realize that this is a lighthearted post right? She isn’t threatening divorce over this, and her husband is clearly in on the joke (check out his comment at the top of this page). People like you make me not want to live on this planet anymore.
This was directed that the comment above me, lol. Oops!
My husband usually sheds his boxers and smelly socks in bed, under the covers! I usually find myself digging out socks from underneath bed and between foot board ad mattress! I also end up tangled in these items when I wake, so gross! How annoying!
Mine left his balled up behind my mom’s drapes and she thought it was a mouse! … “OMG, what IS that?! … Oh, I think these are your husbands.”
And for people who are getting their boxers knotted up, just relax. We are ALL annoying in our own ways. Laughing together at our differences is part of how we make it work.
O. M. G.
socks.
there’s not one day that goes by that i’m not picking them up. from everywhere.
under the coffee table. on the kitchen chairs. under the bed.
every laundry day is an easter egg hunt,
and over every piece of furniture, for all the smelly crusty socks he wads up and stuffs
wherever he stuffs them.
it’s maddening when i do laundry and end up with odd numbers of socks, and i just KNOW there is one sock tucked in somewhere that i didnt find… lol
O_O