While perusing Craig’s List the other day, I found this posting under the ‘Free’ category and it absolutely cracked me up. Haven’t we all had days when we wanted to post an ad like this ourselves? I wonder if she had any takers. (FYI, when I checked the next day, the posting had been “flagged for removal” which I found odd. Did somebody find it offensive? More offensive than people who advertise looking for three-ways? Or people offering up their feet to those with a foot fetish in exchange for an iPhone?)
Husband
Date: 2010-01-20, 12:41PM
Comes with a pair of old socks, bad attitude and all my money – whatever is left of it.
Emotional support, love, empathy, sympathy, and all basic human emotions NOT included with this particular model.
AS IS!
*all reasonable trades considered.
- Location: FREE
- it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Like dogs, husbands are never free. You bring it home… and then you spend gobs of money making sure it is well fed on Fritos and beer. ,
We’re very expensive pets.
What a funny ad!
I would have added the line “slight malfunction as it emits noxious vapors from both ends, only while at home’
Mike, wait, what? Spend WHOSE money?
If I’m a pet, the only possible species would be “cash cow.”
HA!
This is awesome. THANKS!
I also like to visit itemnotasdescribed.com
It’s got a lot of funny stuff on there…most off craigslist.
Sounds like my boyfriend… why didn’t I think of placing that ad?!?