MY HUSBAND IS ANNOYING™

This one wasn’t actually sent to me by anyone; this is my brother, who is one of the strangest people most of us will ever meet.  Seriously.

From Mary:

“This is my husband using a toilet plunger to pop out the dents in his beat up old car which he refuses to get rid of.”

From Trista:

“Ok so, my boyfriend hates (I repeat: HATES) Project Runway, America’s Next Top Model, What Not to Wear, all those frivolous guilty-pleasure shows that I love. So to remove my attention from my shows and focus them on himself, this is what he does to distract me. He created his own ‘design’ from whatever was lying around my room and paraded around doing his best impression of a model-strut. Yes, that is my bra and panties hanging out of the waistband of his shorts, and a giant stuffed iguana draped around his shoulders. Sorry about the poor quality! It was taken with my camera phone. Oh, I would also like to include that under my fuzzy hat, there is another pair of my panties on his head. Don’t worry, they were all clean! “

From Jennifer:

“Before I begin my story, I just need to say that I love my husband with all my heart, we actually celebrated 4 months of being married today. And everyday is a new, wondrous adventure, no matter how annoying it can be.  For Halloween this year, we decided to be ninjas. We even bought some authentic ninja costumes off the internet. After dropping him off at work (he works night shifts) I checked the mail and told him we got our costumes in the mail. He sounded pretty excited, but I guess he was really excited as I found out later. He got home from work around midnight, and I was asleep because I had a cold, and I also had class at 7 the next morning. Around 1 in the morning, I wake up to the kitchen light beaming into the room. A few minutes later, he turns off the light and gets into bed. I roll over to touch his arm, and instead, I touch a ninja sleeve! Yes, he put the ninja costume on, turned off the light, and came to bed where he would sleep the rest of the night in his ninja costume. Trying not to loose it, I gently explained that we needed to wash them before we wore them, so he took it off (thank goodness!). I was so mad and perplexed by what he just did, that I couldn’t fall asleep for 3 hours. And of course, right when he came back to bed, he was out like a light.”

♦ Who thinks they can top these?  And why are you holding out on me?  There’s no reason you shouldn’t have already sent me your pictures so you’d better get to it now…no more excuses!  Ok, I’m being a little naggy but don’t forget to keep the pictures coming! Send them to me at: myhusbandisannoying@live.com