Monthly Archives: October 2009

Oh yeah…it’s that time again!

From Jenny:

“My husband likes to pick on our dog.  Poor thing was trying to sleep when he decided to lay on the floor with him and pretend to be sleeping too.  You can see our poor puppy opening his eyes some; probably thinking, ‘What’s with this guy?’

From Alaina:

“We just got married this past August. We’ve been together over 5 years.  He loves to take weird face pictures of himself on my camera, cell phone and Mac (you know the distorted photos).  So here are some of his masterpieces he just took of himself the other day.”

From Amanda:

“At one point in our relationship, my boyfriend and I lived 200 miles away. One day I asked him to send me a picture of himself for me to have and he sent me this:”

(I’m assuming this a photoshop job.  In fact, Amanda, I’m really hoping it’s a photoshop job…)

From Abigail:

“This is my darling boyfriend, who, (like many of the previous submitters), refuses to ever pose nicely for a photo.  When a friend of mine asked for a picture of us, he promptly pretended to be asleep.  The picture was snapped while I was trying (unsuccessfully) to coax him into behaving.”

(Really guys, can you tell me why you all refuse to pose nicely for pictures and would rather look ridiculous than smile pretty for the camera?  Abigail’s boyfriend seems to be doing the same thing that almost every man does in all the pictures women send me.  Why?  What is this strange phenomenon about??)

From Whitney:

“I was looking through my wedding pictures and came across this photo. During the whole picture taking ordeal, my husband looked like he would rather be doing anything else in the world…until we broke out the booze. Not sure what to make of this face. I either get ‘bored, mad guy’ or ‘crazy eyes guy’ in my wedding photos. Lucky me! I’ve included two photos for comparison.”

♦Ok, everybody…I know you have some laugh-out-loud, goofy, maybe even mildly humiliating pictures sitting there in your digital photo album just waiting to be sent to me, right?  Of course you do! So what are you waiting for?  Send ‘em my way: myhusbandisannoying@live.com

What’s not to love about Fridays, especially Photo Fridays?  Let’s get right to it…

From Kimberley:

“My husband agreed to let me take this picture with my cell phone for your site as long as I didn’t include his face. This is his idea of what to do with my hair clip!”

From Cortney:

“My husband is a frustrating man. In the 4 years we’ve been together, I have close to 3 normal pictures of him. The rest? They all look something like these:”

From Audrey:

“We recently went to England to visit my husband’s parents who are temporarily living there.  While over there we ventured to Bath one day to check out the Roman Baths.  The museum only offered hand-held audio guides that looked like remotes on a string that you held to your ear to listen.  2 minutes into the tour I turned around to find my husband standing in the middle of a hallway listening to the audio guide AND talking back to it.  He says he was trying to be funny.”

From Julia:

“Everytime I try to take a nice picture of my fiancee and I, he takes great joy in ruining it with ridiculous faces.  Here we are at a friend’s wedding, all dressed up and looking snazzy.  A great opportunity to take a nice coupley picture, right?  Wrong!  You can see where I just give up and then he tries to make it up to me by actually looking nice.  Harumph!”

(Julia, here’s what I love: that last picture where he finally decides to be nice and actually smile for the camera…the look on your face is hysterical, as if you just gave up and were totally over it by that point.  Cracks me up!)

From Kristy:

“Attached is a picture that shows my boyfriend wearing is favourite hat.  This hat shows up whenever a beer is cracked and has even been worn in public to bars much to my embarrassment.  Arron thinks it’s hilarious of course.  PS–the moustache is fake which is even more annoying!”

♦Thanks for the great pictures and definitely keep them coming!  Also, I’ll be looking for guest blog contributors so if you’ve got a great story about something YOUR annoying husband/fiance/boyfriend does that drives you crazy, send it to me! (Those with pictures are even better…)

Also, for all you male readers out there: what about you?  Should I do a special “It’s the Men’s Turn” week?  If so, I need you!  Send your stories and pictures of your wives/fiancees/girlfriends; if I get enough, maybe you guys can get your own week!

Send all stories and pictures to:  myhusbandisannoying@live.com

Ah, men…They’re so inappropriate yet so darn cute that we can’t help but love them.  Right?  Right?  Well ok…usually. Sometimes they’re just inappropriate.

Here’s my husband at the zoo where he just had to take his picture in the ape cutout while kids were looking on and waiting to have their own pictures taken.

Now, let’s check out some of your men behaving badly…

From Shelley:

“I think my husband takes the cake for cheesy poses…and this isn’t the worst of them.  I didn’t realize that I’d be acting as his personal photographer on the cruise he booked for our Anniversary.  Two weeks before the cruise he started doing the Power 90X program (from the infomercials).  He couldn’t wait to show off his ‘hot bod’ on the cruise.  He checked himself out in every reflection (windows, mirrors, even doorknobs!), flexed his pecs while we were out on the beach, and looked for every opportunity to take his shirt off!  Poor guy…laughter is the response he gets rather than whatever attention he is actually looking for.”

From Krystal:

“This is a picture of us at a club for my girlfriends birthday a few years ago. We were all on the dance floor having a good time. My girlfriend came up to us to take our picture. What does my annoying husband do? Bends me over and poses for this amazing classy picture. I was mortified—(and again, a husband with a beer in his hand–so original).”

From Sarah:

“My husband is from England but we were married in the states and apparently his friend that is also English remembered that on a man’s bachelor party they dress him as a woman.  So imagine how very happy I was that this same friend had his then girlifriend (now wife) that worked at a magazine post a picture of him like this in her weekly magazine… that is a national magazine.  Do you want to guess how very excited I was to be awakened one morning to phone calls from my girlfriends about my groom’s beautiful picture in the magazine!?!  He then made ME go buy a copy so we can frame it and HANG IT ON THE WALL?!?!  I don’t know HOW to explain this to my children (when we have them!). I must admit I love that he pulls off fishnets with playboy boxers and chucks!”

From Lee:

“My boyfriend and I took a weekend trip to New York City back in April. This is the picture I asked him to stand and pose for a picture. Once I readied my camera and looked up I found he was no longer standing but running at me like a mad man laughing with his arms flailing! Luckily I was able to snap a really ‘great’ picture at the last second.”

From (another) Sarah:

“My husband and I have always had a lot of fun together. I can’t ever seem to get him to be serious when we are with friends though! It always makes for an interesting time let me tell ya! This picture is from when we were dating in college. He is obsessed with Knights, Kings, Queens, and anything of the like! He decided it would be funny to take his blanket, tie it around his neck and get his machete and act as a ‘noble.’ This was the end result! I still crack up every time I see the picture!!”

(Sarah, the picture of your husband is pretty bad but I’m curious as to whose rear end that is in the photo and whose hand is that on the rear end?)

Thanks for continuing to send me your great pictures…it’s getting harder and harder to decide which ones to use!  If you think you can top these, send them to me at myhusbandisannoying@live.com.