Today, my husband and I went to audition to be on Deal or No Deal for newlywed week. We don’t exactly have aspirations to be game show contestants nor have we ever even seen the show but the possibility of free money does have a nice appeal to it. When I found out yesterday that we’d be going to this audition, we decided to watch the show and see what it was all about. (For those of you that don’t know, the show requires absolutely no skill or knowledge; it’s basically just picking a bunch of numbered suitcases and hoping to get lucky.) So after watching it, what does my annoying husband do? He spends the whole evening shouting, “No Deal!” to everything that I said.
Do you want some more water? “No Deal!”
Will you take out the trash, please? “No Deal!”
I’m going to brush my teeth now. “No Deal!”
Howie to Annoying Husband: "No Deal!"
Yeah, it got old pretty quickly but that never stops my husband. I figured that he’d at least take all this energy into the audition and give us a better shot at getting chosen but as soon as we got there, all he could do was ask, “Is it over yet?”
I’m pretty sure that we’re not game show contestant material especially since my husband looked as if he’d rather be at the dentist (and believe me, that’s saying something since he’s such a big baby that he almost literally has to be dragged to the dentist). Maybe someday they’ll have Annoying Husband week or People Who Talk Like Robots Week and then we’ll have a shot.
Or maybe you can wait for Green Sweater week!
my guy acted like a lion for 2 days after watching some show about a man living with lions – seriously!
Wow. That is definitely interesting behavior…
I have to admit, I really like your husbands style. I watched “…And Justice for All” with my wife last week and spent the week responding with “No, you’re out of order” to everything she said. It got to the point where I was annoying myself, but still couldn’t stop.
Maybe you should wait until whiny bitch week.
HAHAHAHA I swear that your husband is mine’s clone!! I love how even though they are SUPER ANNOYING you can’t stop laughing at them when you retell the story later!! Oh and Nick…shut up.
My husband loves to imitate Billy Mays. He yells “MAGiC PUTTY” any chance he gets. He hasn’t done it lately, I think out of respect. But I’m sure that after an appropriate moratorium, he will resume.
No two ways about it….you have the patience of a saint. Me, personally, I would have killed him in his sleep by now!!
My husband absolutely does that every time we watch that show! When we watch anything with Gordon Ramsey he proceeds to shout and swear at everything. Thank God I’m not the only one!!!
LMFAO!!
i love your blog
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Funny guy… its really a funny quote!
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Yeah Nick
My husband thinks he’s a super sweet driver, like a better looking Michael Schumacher (in his mind, of course.)
When we first met I would cringe when in his car as he would spend the whole time rolling eyes at others not as super- skilled as he and I could just about guarantee a “huh lots of clowns on the road today!” or, just for a change “Would you look at that clown” etc etc.
Once he figured out it annoyed me, it was all on & there were apparently ‘clowns’ everywhere, anywhere, at all times.
One day the inevitable happened, and to his delight we were stuck at the lights behind a clown…an actual, real clown, in a car, with wig & face paint. He was obviously on his way to a kids party or something but we had to tailgate him for blocks so hubby could laugh hysterically and shout “Look at the way that clown is driving”.
As they say, monkey see, monkey do. Next time he becomes the world class imitator, just imitate back and use it against him (in a playful way). If he asks for a kiss say “No deal” but I’d give him a kiss anyways to put the suggestion in his mind to still be nice while playing around. It works amazingly well with men to do those sort of things when they’re playing meanly. You’ve got to remind him that your female and that your not part of the male group that he can play rough with.