My husband likes to talk like a robot. For no good reason, he’ll just bust out the robot voice. (Does this guy think he’s a terminator or something?) It was even in our vows “I promise to love you – even when you talk like a robot”. You think that’s bad? He also likes to do the robot dance. We can be in the car, stopped at a red light, and he’ll just bust out the robot dance to whatever song is playing. Or we’ll be watching “The Shield” and as the closing credits roll, the robot dance will start. Maybe it sounds funny but after the 50th time or so, it’s just plain annoying.
There's no photographic evidence of The Robot but this picture speaks volumes about my annoying husband
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Aw man, poor Mark!!!
That being said, I enjoy your blog
Please post a video of the robot voice/dance! My husband thinks that dancing in the supermarket is funny. Doesn’t matter which supermarket. KeyFood. Trader Joe’s. He does the supermarket dance. He thinks it’s hilarious. I think it’s annoying.
thats prolly the funniest thing ive heard. man youve got it bad! i thought my husband saying “ive got ya where i want ya” after everything was annoying
My wife always sings the themes to her favorite shows. Like the Gilmore Girls! She has the most horrible singing voice in the world by the way. And she is not afraid to kareoke! It’s annoying in the sexiest way!
Men complain about their wive ALL THE TIME! They are always saying how marriage is the beginning of death. And it’s absolutely true. Except I would die without her! I love being married to HER.
And to my wife: Thanks for e-mailing me this blog. It just made my week. And no, I will not take any hints. You know those jeans make me look awesome and I will never get rid of them! Suck it up. I will wear them especially for you tonight.
I can’t stop reading! This entire blog is about me… unfortunately, I’m the annoying one in my marriage. My husband is normal and I’ll do anything to embarrass him and my kids. Robot dance in a supermarket and all…
This blog is great! It totally reminds me of my husband. He does some annoying stuff. It’s funny that your vows say that you will always love him-even when he does the robot voice. My weddding vows said “I will always love you, Vernon, even when you go hunting and fishing” Guys are such dorks!
This blog is hilarious!!
Talking like a robot doesn’t sound too bad to me! Of course I’m married to a man (for almost 14 years) who randomly clucks like a chicken for no good reason. Not that there could ever really be a good reason.
My fiance likes to Moonwalk in the supermarket and will do so until I notice AND comment. As in, “Hey, look, the Moonwalk.” Really, I thought that was the waltz. It’s so strange because I’ve seen him do this so many times before. Does he really think I don’t know what the Moonwalk is.