My husband likes to talk like a robot. For no good reason, he’ll just bust out the robot voice. (Does this guy think he’s a terminator or something?) It was even in our vows “I promise to love you – even when you talk like a robot”. You think that’s bad? He also likes to do the robot dance. We can be in the car, stopped at a red light, and he’ll just bust out the robot dance to whatever song is playing. Or we’ll be watching “The Shield” and as the closing credits roll, the robot dance will start. Maybe it sounds funny but after the 50th time or so, it’s just plain annoying.

There's no photographic evidence of The Robot but this picture speaks volumes about my annoying husband

